lovelymetalhead3:

birdewilliams:

ishiila:

lovelymetalhead3:

katyanoctis:

birdewilliams:

what a surprise chauna

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

PFFFFFFFT

Should I ever be shocked

never

ever

never EVER

ishiila:

lovelymetalhead3:

katyanoctis:

birdewilliams:

what a surprise chauna

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

PFFFFFFFT

Should I ever be shocked

never

what a surprise chauna

thesassylorax:

Now, I know that the Lurkim is all that’s left of Once-ler’s factory. You can plainly see it on the design board he draws before he’s interrupted by his mother. You can see the cliff in the movie too; and if so, what became of the rest of the factory? In the book the Once-ler speaks about his factory rusting and breaking down around him but at least in the book you see some of the factory parts still there, shadowed and grimy. 

Here, there’s just a cliff. 

What happened to it? Did the Earth itself swallow up the crumbling factory, leaving Once-ler to live in all that was left? Was it a fire? An Earthquake? 

Serious questions Sassy ponders at times.

:o

…..that’s a damn good question

(Source: theloraxartblog)

noxicosis:

linduuh:

theamazingrenabop21:

hOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK WAAAAAAAANT

i want this

yes please

omg those pillows

(Source: southparkfanatic)

…oh jesus what do O_O

I should probably do something

something

NORMAL

uh

….too late

thesassylorax:

hazardgirl:

aryll:

thesassylorax:

hazardgirl:

“…was he talking about my sexuality?”

he was telling you to be gay

why does this have over 2000 notes

it’s not about his sexuality okay

it was just a dumb dumb joke I made

about the fact that the lorax just walked away

and acted like onceler should know what he meant

but how could he possibly know

what he meant

he wasn’t doing anything wrong at that point, so…?

Once again I find myself apologizing for trying to be funny.

I’m sorry I ruined your post.

aw Sassy no :< that added a whole new dimension to the joke! and it’s awesome!

littlelionheartedavatar:

gomenne:

girlthrualookingglass:

Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his favorite diner.

But one night last month, as Diaz stepped off the No. 6 train and onto a nearly empty platform, his evening took an unexpected turn.

He was walking toward the stairs when a teenage boy approached and pulled out a knife.

“He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, ‘Here you go,’” Diaz says.

As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.”

The would-be robber looked at his would-be victim, “like what’s going on here?” Diaz says. “He asked me, ‘Why are you doing this?’”

Diaz replied: “If you’re willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money. I mean, all I wanted to do was get dinner and if you really want to join me … hey, you’re more than welcome.

“You know, I just felt maybe he really needs help,” Diaz says.

Diaz says he and the teen went into the diner and sat in a booth.

“The manager comes by, the dishwashers come by, the waiters come by to say hi,” Diaz says. “The kid was like, ‘You know everybody here. Do you own this place?’”

“No, I just eat here a lot,” Diaz says he told the teen. “He says, ‘But you’re even nice to the dishwasher.’”

Diaz replied, “Well, haven’t you been taught you should be nice to everybody?”

“Yea, but I didn’t think people actually behaved that way,” the teen said.

Diaz asked him what he wanted out of life. “He just had almost a sad face,” Diaz says.

The teen couldn’t answer Diaz — or he didn’t want to.

When the bill arrived, Diaz told the teen, “Look, I guess you’re going to have to pay for this bill ‘cause you have my money and I can’t pay for this. So if you give me my wallet back, I’ll gladly treat you.”

The teen “didn’t even think about it” and returned the wallet, Diaz says. “I gave him $20 … I figure maybe it’ll help him. I don’t know.”

Diaz says he asked for something in return — the teen’s knife — “and he gave it to me.”

Afterward, when Diaz told his mother what happened, she said, “You’re the type of kid that if someone asked you for the time, you gave them your watch.”

“I figure, you know, if you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It’s as simple as it gets in this complicated world.”

FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

THIS IS WHAT JESUS WOULD DO EVERYONE

JUST SAYING

THIS IS HOW HE WANTS US TO ACT IRL

TO LOVE OUR ENEMIES AND PRAY FOR THOSE WHO PERSECUTE US

raigeki55:

I could not even begin to describe the respect I have for this man. XD

starspades:

swag- tony stark

gentler- captain america

bitter- hulk maybe

one- ..can he be hawkeye

inkler- can he be black widow 

nightler- thor possibly

thesassylorax:

Stop being adorable it hurts.

have I mentioned yet how much I love Gene Wilder with like a BURNING passion

because I do

(Source: anywaynothingworthit)

the-water-warrior:

lieutenant-sarcasm:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Accurate summary. 

Best description yet

don’t forget

there fixed it

hybridmembranes:

emilystuck:

dayssincelasthsfandomaccident:

neighborhoodwatchbec:

Are you an Illinoisstuck, Indianastuck, Michiganstuck, ACENstuck, or any combination of the four?

Are you a girl?  Do you like girls? Are there females in our local fandom community that are important to you?

If so, STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING. Just for a few minutes. Stop scrolling your dash, stop checking facebook, and stop reading the update because the safety of you or someone you care about could depend on the circulation of the information in this post.

We’d like to bring to attention a specific person that we consider to be a major threat to the members of our community, particularly those who are underage and/or female. You may know him as either Jesus Feliciano, Jesse Feliciano, or thattallsummonerguy on tumblr. He’s 22 years old, Latino, and 6’3 ft, if you need a memory jogger. He entered the fandom community when he attended Acen this year, 2012 as 50sstuck Equius on Friday, The Summoner on Saturday, and Male! Nepeta on Sunday. He has since been attempting to climb the local homestuck social ladder as a means of gaining power and influence among the community.

His intentions are extremely sexual in nature, and he is known to have tendencies toward violence and mental instability. This man is manipulative, persuasive, meticulous, exploiting, and extremely dangerous.  His reputation is that of a con-man and womanizer with no respect towards females. He is known to have past experiences with the law regarding violent behavior. He is extremely skilled at initially coming off as kind and charming, but later putting women in situations in which it is extremely difficult for them to say no (even if they would have, operating under their normal judgement). He manipulates women (often more than one at a time) by preying on their insecurities and putting them under the false pretenses that he finds value in them.

He has already been banned from the recent boating meetup, and the upcoming Funway meetup and Illinois Promstuck event. He’s pending a permanent ban from all future Homestuck meetups.

This Saturday, (May 26, 2012) he is hosting his own Homestuck Meetup. We are advising everyone NOT TO GO TO IT. We’ve been informed by a firsthand account who knows Jesse personally (linked at the bottom of this post) and that his intentions with this meetup are far from innocent. He was reported to have gone to Elgin Community College spreading around that he had an event planned with 30 confirmed female guests and needed other guys to gather up as many of them as possible back to his place to “fuck them.” This meetup was originally to be held in a public park, but has since been moved to a private residence (presumably his own).  It is unsafe and unadvised for anyone to attend a meetup of any kind that is hosted at a stranger’s house rather than a public place—especially one with circumstances such as these surrounding it.

As a means to discourage people from attending his meetup and keep as many people as safe as possible, an alternative meetup was planned at Funway in Batavia, IL on the same day. This meetup will include go-karts, mini-golf, bumper boats, batting cages, and water wars (please message for more information).

For those of you who are not aware, a large majority of the local Homestuck fandom is female, and a very large portion which is underage. Anyone that would prey on the insecurities and naivety of underage girls and exploit them for sex is absolute scum; it’s completely unforgivable.

He’s already begun to victimize himself and try to garner support and sympathy by trying to play the nice guy who’s been accused of being a rapist. Which brings me to another point. No one is accusing him of being a rapist. He’s dangerous, yes—but a rapist is a person who has committed rape. To the best of our knowledge, this has not occurred. As we have no intention of spreading false information, we would like to STRONGLY discourage the use of the R word.

The intent of this post is not to start drama or to drag anyone’s name through the mud for being a jerk. The purpose is to ensure the safety of the members of our community. If there were a more elegant approach, we’d take it—but unfortunately, there is not. The only way to keep as many people safe as possible is to circulate this information as widely as possible. Our community may have skirmishes. We may argue and fight. But when it comes to things like this, protecting our own, we are the fandom that is unwilling to accept such behavior. It’s 100% unacceptable. We are the fandom that said NO.

Ladies, this should serve as an important reminder that you are valuable no matter what. Never, ever let somebody convince you that they are the only one that thinks so. Never depend on another person for you to feel good about yourself, because they may take advantage of it. Don’t trust every person that you meet, and ALWAYS place your personal safety above everything else. You are more important, and you always will be.

Please circulate this. Reblog it. Post it on Facebook. Tweet it. Get it trending. Send it to Hussie. I don’t care. Do whatever it takes to keep yourselves, your friends, and your followers safe.

VIDEO LINK: A personal testimony from someone who personally knows Jesse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbZFLtx1eqw&feature=youtu.be

Signal boost.

fasjahe he seemed like such a sweety at acen omg no this is terrible

(also gross)
(who even fucking does that)
(do not want to be frans w/ him now)

wow, this is completely not okay.

i don’t live anywhere near where this is going on, but please guys. don’t let anything like this happen to any of you, okay? just reading this is getting me worried. we have a reputation as one of the most kind and accepting fandoms — we don’t need this going on.

reblogging for my Homestuck friends since idk where all of you live. better safe than sorry.